Location Disclosed:126 Chain Bridge Road, Mclean, Virginia

Have you ever seen a uglier fucking house? It's the color of puke, and has all the charm of a minimum security prison. Fucking smells like it, too. This is what you get when you stop paying attention, when you fucking lose the will to live. My life is over. Well, actually, my life was over six years ago when I had that fatal heart attack we never told you about, and I've basically been a fucking robot since then. The morons joke that I'm heartless. Well, the joke is fucking on them because I AM heartless. I have a fucking engine in there. My whole fucking body is bionic, for christ's sake. But once you lose the Power, once you can't snap your finger and get someone destroyed, even Bionic VIce gets depressed. That's why I was in that fucking wheelchair. Hurt my back moving boxes?? Give me a fucking break. I nearly shit when I read that. I just refused to go to that fucking inauguration. So they doped me up and tied me to that chair and wheeled up the ramp The fucks. I'll get 'em for that. Meanwhile, I've had it. You ain't gonna have big Dick to kick around anymore. This is my last post on this fucking blog. Fuck you.

The last man sitting

It's in the Constitution, or so I've been told since I've never fucking bothered to read it, that unless the old Vice President actually WALKS away from the swearing in ceremony then the new Vice President isn't really sworn in. Did you know that? Weird, huh? Well, I guess wise ass Biden isn't really Vice and I am still really fucking in charge. So fuck you Hussein. Kiss my diesel powered Hummer Wheelie. I am on the loose. You're not going to see me coming, Barry Boy, so watch your back. I am your wingnut nightmare and I am never going away. Hi Ho Silver, Away, Motherfucker.